Blue Elephant Productions Co. Proudly Presents...

Blue Elephant Production Company would like to present their FIRST FEATURE LENGTH PLAY.

Blue Elephant Production Co. also endorses Mung Soon EE and Yellow Bear News Broadcasts on Stuffed Animal Channel 5. Watch for their first broadcast soon.

And now, our feature presenation.

ACT 1: The End
Scene 1: Studio Apartment

Opens to a studio apartment. There's a huge window in the back, opening to a wondr'ous cityscape in the back. But the characters, who used to marvel so much out the window hardly see it anymore... they've become so accustomed to it.

Sheep and Cow enter scene from stage right.

Cow: Yah, 'es walkin' 'round zif anyone's gon' go for dat nose. You wouldn't believe what 'e says to me at the grocer's today. You know what 'e says, 'e says for me to stop givin' 'im dirty cash. So it's got a bit o' mud and worms and dirt on it... it's still cash won'cha say?

Sheep: Well, yes.

Cow: An' so I says to 'im, take it o' leave it. And 'e says, 'less you pay with so' no'mol caysh, I ain' lettin' you leave wif 'em groceries ye'hear? And I goes, let me see your manager, and 'e comes over and 'es all like, yah Goat, just take da cash, it ain' no biggie... Sheesh, I could get that rascal fired if yah ask me.

Sheep: Still, don't you think you could be nicer to Goat and just give him clean cash? I mean, how do you even get your purse and wallets' contents that muddy anyways.

Cow: I stick 'em in mud.

Sheep: That's just silly.

Background (studio wall) and the forground are pushed to stage right, along with the actors. The background is replaced by a backdrop of the city, while in the foreground a bus stop is pushed onto centerstage.

Scene 2: Busstop Buddies

-music cue ;]-
Goat: Gee whilikers, why cain't people just treat other people right?

Commuter 1: You gotta stand up for yourself!
Commuter 2: Advocate!

Goat: But if people just treated each other right, you wouldn't haveta worry 'bout it now, right?

Commuter1: You are your own responsibility!
Commuter2: Don't let anyone take control of you!

Goat: But can't they SEEEE
When they hurt you?
Don't they know!!!
That they'll burst you?

Commuters:NO!

... to be continued

Be sure to check out Mung Soon EE and Yellow Bear's first broadcast, this week on Stuffed Animals Channel 5.